I was with this woman, she said put your finger in, so I did, then she said put 2 in, so I did, then she said put your hand in, so I did, then she said put both hands in, so I did, she said clap, I said I can't she said I told you I was tight!
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I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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Originally Posted by Fleetwood
Not good, not good at all.
I have never been in this situation and cannot offer any advice, sorry.
Well, of course you haven't Fleetwood, you silly Francophile c0ck.
I'm sure all your demoiselles have never turned down even your most bizzare sexual requests
What's the point of staying with a bird who doesn't put out? It's not rocket science, FFS.
PS Try to avoid personal invective
PPS bizarre
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You should know in a reasonable time after you start dating a lady if she swallows. If she doesn't & you go onto marry her, only yourself to blameComment
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