Originally posted by Fleetwood
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Not heard that term since I was in my teens! I guess that comes just after "getting a smelly finger"
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Me thinks you may be the shy one.....Take her flowers....Tell her she's gorgeous...and she makes you come over all Caveman....throw her over the table and give her a damn good seeing to...........
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not as far as I remember, but the consequence of being able to sleep all night long means she's not so tired so you can start working on wooing her (she'll need it).Originally posted by bobsmithldn
She probably won't respond to any of your efforts untill she can get some sleep and some time for herself. Send her off to be pampered massage, hairdereser ..., then shell start to remember you exist.
Good luck !Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second halfComment
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Germans always respond well to shouted orders. Alternatively, why don't you:
(1) Grow a little toothbrush moustache
(2) Start wearing a uniform
(3) Call yourself the Fuhrer
(4) And finally, tell her it's her duty as a "Good Fraulein" to indulge her Fuhrer's wishes.
That should work.
HTHHard Brexit now!
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Cheers guys.
MrsGoof has hit the nail on the head - problem is little bugger is still on the breast - nearly 6 months old - I can't get in there ... and it's knackering her out totally ... formula it is and weaning, which has started ... I'm gonna try and spoil her now - used to do this all the time but I stopped for some reason ... we're gonna go to a spa at the weekend ...
Sasguru, I did do a Basily Fawlty frogmarch ze ozer day and she larfeddd heartzily butz no orderz ver given by me ...Comment
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bitty bittyOriginally posted by bobsmithldn
Try to get her to express into bottles, then you can help with the night feeds, and maybe have a little sip if your're thirsty or hungry.Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second halfComment
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Another fabulous recommendation for marriage. My married with kids mates now joke 'through gritted teeth' about how little action they are getting (once a month seems the norm, almost certainly out of a sense of duty from the missus, showing little enthusiasm) hmmm tempting. If you are lucky, she finds someone else, turfs you into bedsit land to play 'weekend dad' while you pay for everything, for ever. Ain't life sweet.Comment
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Got a little suck last night but no milk or action - just my luck!Originally posted by MrsGoof
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Well, of course you haven't Fleetwood, you silly Francophile c0ck.Originally posted by Fleetwood
I'm sure all your demoiselles have never turned down even your most bizzare sexual requests
You've come right out the other side of the forest of irony and ended up in the desert of wrong.
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I have never managed to touch the sides since.bloggoth
If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)Comment
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