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    Today's parody threads: inspired by Penis Beaker

    My OH keeps a pair of pliers by the bedside cabinet.

    Should I start worrying?


    #2
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    My OH keeps a pair of pliers by the bedside cabinet.

    Should I start worrying?

    depends how small the pliers are. I'd say you should be worried inversely proportionally to the size of the pliers.
    "To Learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise"- Voltaire

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        #4
        Of FFS, dont start the parody threads again.
        Vote Corbyn ! Save this country !

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          #5
          Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
          My OH keeps a pair of pliers by the bedside cabinet.

          Should I start worrying?

          Sorry DP, they're mine.

          Mrs DP said she needed a good servicing and so I naively brought my toolkit round.

          We cleared up my confusion pretty quickly. Ta.

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            #6
            Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
            Of FFS, dont start the parody threads again.

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              #7
              Pens Beaker

              We have a dedicated writing implement tidy area on the living room cupboard.



              Is this the done thing? Or do most people just leave their pens rolling about on the table?

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                #8
                Pen Is Broken

                anyone got a spare?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
                  We have a dedicated writing implement tidy area on the living room cupboard.



                  Is this the done thing? Or do most people just leave their pens rolling about on the table?
                  Its called a drawer and there is one in the family room and one in each of the girl's desks.

                  There is also one in the kitchen and I've never been brave enough to ask why there are two in different locations downstairs...
                  merely at clientco for the entertainment

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                    #10
                    FFS
                    "To Learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticise"- Voltaire

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