Today's parody threads: inspired by Penis Beaker

[Alias]

I always have a pen in my pocket, normally a little leaky

[mudskipper]

Don't seem to sell beakers

"We specialise in wood".

[amcdonald]

Pen Island

Don't seem to sell beakers

[NorthWestPerm2Contr]

FFS

[eek]

We have a dedicated writing implement tidy area on the living room cupboard.



Is this the done thing? Or do most people just leave their pens rolling about on the table?

Its called a drawer and there is one in the family room and one in each of the girl's desks.

There is also one in the kitchen and I've never been brave enough to ask why there are two in different locations downstairs...

[original PM]

Pen Is Broken

anyone got a spare?

[mudskipper]

Pens Beaker

We have a dedicated writing implement tidy area on the living room cupboard.



Is this the done thing? Or do most people just leave their pens rolling about on the table?

[DimPrawn]

Of FFS, dont start the parody threads again.

[Pondlife]

My OH keeps a pair of pliers by the bedside cabinet.

Should I start worrying?

Sorry DP, they're mine.

Mrs DP said she needed a good servicing and so I naively brought my toolkit round.

We cleared up my confusion pretty quickly. Ta.

[fullyautomatix]

Of FFS, dont start the parody threads again.

[DimPrawn]

[NorthWestPerm2Contr]

My OH keeps a pair of pliers by the bedside cabinet.

Should I start worrying?

depends how small the pliers are. I'd say you should be worried inversely proportionally to the size of the pliers.

[DimPrawn]

My OH keeps a pair of pliers by the bedside cabinet.

Should I start worrying?