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"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife. -
A man goes to the doctor because his dick has turned orange.
Doctor asks him "Do you work in Chemicals ?"
"No"
"Do you ride a bike ?"
"No"
"Do you do any heavy lifting ?"
"no"
"What do you do all day then ?"
"I watch porn and eat Wotsits"
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Maybe in our increasingly litigous society, men are worried that the product of any such 'donation' could well, in years to come, demand to know the donors identity and turn up on the doorstep with a hefty demand for backpayments of pocketmoney.The number of sperm donors has been steadily declining over the past number of years, HFEA figures show.
In 2000, 325 sperm donors were newly registered with the HFEA but in the first six months of 2005, only 99 men were registered.Comment
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How much does that work out a wank?Originally posted by DaveBComment
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Originally posted by zeitghost£10?
And a room with free w@nk mags...
Twice weekly donations required by the way...
Is that all?
I can manage more than that even at my age!Comment
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I've always wondered what sort of "mags" they supply. I mean, what if a gay guy went in, "Razzle" isn't going to float his boat, is it? Also, is it a variable rate, or do you get paid the same for a dribble as for a beaker full?Originally posted by zeitghost£10?
And a room with free w@nk mags...
Twice weekly donations required by the way...
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I manage that hourly (evne at work, well especially at work if I am honest) it does end up being weakly rather than weekly.Originally posted by zeitghost£10?
And a room with free w@nk mags...
Twice weekly donations required by the way...
I would prefer payment by volume. Is it normal to produce half a pint a go?I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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. . . and taking some sort of protein supplement.Originally posted by zeitghostNo.
5 millilitres is more usual...
If you are producing half a pint, I'd recommend seeing a doctor...Comment
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half a pint is a slight exageration, but 5 mil seems somewhat of a short measure!
I can manage that even after 5 or 6 iterations.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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Thereby proving with little doubt, that The Lone Gunman is the biggest ****** on here....Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
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