Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
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Originally posted by djfootGlad to see you put your hand up to that. Now, what are you doing with the other hand.....?
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Originally posted by The Lone Gunmandj: As far as being a w anchor is concerned I have never denied it and others have a strong claim too.
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Originally posted by zeitghostCorrection: it's 10ml.
HTH.
Isn't it 10cc hence the name of the band?
dj: As far as being a w anchor is concerned I have never denied it and others have a strong claim too.
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Originally posted by The Lone GunmanI can manage that even after 5 or 6 iterations.
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half a pint is a slight exageration, but 5 mil seems somewhat of a short measure!
I can manage that even after 5 or 6 iterations.
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Originally posted by zeitghostNo.
5 millilitres is more usual...
If you are producing half a pint, I'd recommend seeing a doctor...
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Originally posted by zeitghost£10?
And a room with free w@nk mags...
Twice weekly donations required by the way...
I would prefer payment by volume. Is it normal to produce half a pint a go?
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Originally posted by zeitghost£10?
And a room with free w@nk mags...
Twice weekly donations required by the way...
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Originally posted by zeitghost£10?
And a room with free w@nk mags...
Twice weekly donations required by the way...
Is that all?
I can manage more than that even at my age!
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Originally posted by DaveB
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The number of sperm donors has been steadily declining over the past number of years, HFEA figures show.
In 2000, 325 sperm donors were newly registered with the HFEA but in the first six months of 2005, only 99 men were registered.
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A man goes to the doctor because his dick has turned orange.
Doctor asks him "Do you work in Chemicals ?"
"No"
"Do you ride a bike ?"
"No"
"Do you do any heavy lifting ?"
"no"
"What do you do all day then ?"
"I watch porn and eat Wotsits"
Boom Boom !
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