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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    Isn't it 10cc hence the name of the band?
    Yes

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by djfoot
    Glad to see you put your hand up to that. Now, what are you doing with the other hand.....?
    I would have thought that was obvious .

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  • djfoot
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    dj: As far as being a w anchor is concerned I have never denied it and others have a strong claim too.
    Glad to see you put your hand up to that. Now, what are you doing with the other hand.....?

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Correction: it's 10ml.

    HTH.
    Is that the amount the nipple on a condom is supposed to hold?

    Isn't it 10cc hence the name of the band?

    dj: As far as being a w anchor is concerned I have never denied it and others have a strong claim too.

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  • djfoot
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    Originally posted by The Lone Gunman
    I can manage that even after 5 or 6 iterations.
    Thereby proving with little doubt, that The Lone Gunman is the biggest ****** on here....

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    half a pint is a slight exageration, but 5 mil seems somewhat of a short measure!

    I can manage that even after 5 or 6 iterations.

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    No.

    5 millilitres is more usual...

    If you are producing half a pint, I'd recommend seeing a doctor...
    . . . and taking some sort of protein supplement.

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    £10?

    And a room with free w@nk mags...

    Twice weekly donations required by the way...
    I manage that hourly (evne at work, well especially at work if I am honest) it does end up being weakly rather than weekly.
    I would prefer payment by volume. Is it normal to produce half a pint a go?

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    £10?

    And a room with free w@nk mags...

    Twice weekly donations required by the way...
    I've always wondered what sort of "mags" they supply. I mean, what if a gay guy went in, "Razzle" isn't going to float his boat, is it? Also, is it a variable rate, or do you get paid the same for a dribble as for a beaker full?

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  • Phoenix
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    £10?

    And a room with free w@nk mags...

    Twice weekly donations required by the way...

    Is that all?
    I can manage more than that even at my age!

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  • Phoenix
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    Originally posted by DaveB
    How much does that work out a wank?

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  • wobbegong
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    The number of sperm donors has been steadily declining over the past number of years, HFEA figures show.

    In 2000, 325 sperm donors were newly registered with the HFEA but in the first six months of 2005, only 99 men were registered.
    Maybe in our increasingly litigous society, men are worried that the product of any such 'donation' could well, in years to come, demand to know the donors identity and turn up on the doorstep with a hefty demand for backpayments of pocketmoney.

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  • Clownio
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    A man goes to the doctor because his dick has turned orange.

    Doctor asks him "Do you work in Chemicals ?"
    "No"
    "Do you ride a bike ?"
    "No"
    "Do you do any heavy lifting ?"
    "no"
    "What do you do all day then ?"

    "I watch porn and eat Wotsits"

    Boom Boom !

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  • DaveB
    started a topic Anyone looking for a nice little sideline?

    Anyone looking for a nice little sideline?

    Worry over sperm donor shortage

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