It's bloody chicken kievs AGAIN

[TheMonkey]

Try Cypriot cooking. Deep-fried Halloumi cheese and deep-fried chunks of cucumber (the oil will go foul and black but carry on until it starts flaming regularly) with pitta and humous and/or tzatziki. I imagine there's more to cypriot cooking than that, but that will do for now.

Problem is you need a small nuke to make Halloumi edible.

[Troll]

tin of stewing steak, tin of beans, microwave for 2 minutes, ciabatta bread, sorted

If you add in some of those small canned potatoes jobbies you have a nice stew

[hyperD]

Keeping with the Italian theme:

Tricolore Italian toastie
green pesto
mozzarella cheese, sliced
parma ham
avocado, peeled, stoned and sliced
couple of tomatoes, sliced
salt and freshly ground black pepper
olive oil

Stick these on some focaccia bread and grill for a few minutes. Add fresh basil.

Like an Italian version of cheese on toast.

[Lucifer Box]

hyperD, you are the snackmeister! Any chance of you posting me a free sample, that sounds delicious.

FG, I think you wisely avoid the Daddies vs HP debate. It is an emotive issue and a deeply personal choice (even though they're both made by Heinz in Holland anyway).

[chef]

an old "recipe" from uni days.. Corned beef Lolly

1) take 1 tin of Corned Beef
2) open (carefully)
3) take 1 fork
4) stab fork in corned beef
5) remove (with a twist)
6) dip into preferred sauce

voila.. corned beef lolly

NB: Obviously my culinary skills are now far more extensive

[Troll]

an old "recipe" from uni days.. Corned beef Lolly

1) take 1 tin of Corned Beef
2) open (carefully)
3) take 1 fork
4) stab fork in corned beef
5) remove (with a twist)
6) dip into preferred sauce

voila.. corned beef lolly

NB: Obviously my culinary skills are now far more extensive

I had a girlfriend once who would insist on coating my dick in honey before she sucked it - does that count?

[hyperD]

hyperD, you are the snackmeister! Any chance of you posting me a free sample, that sounds delicious.

LB - would like to, but White Arrow or ParcelForce would either eat the damn thing or simply throw it on your lawn!

Only takes a few mins to make but it's great. Hmmm, I might make one tonight - I'm hungry now...