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29 May 2023, 15:04

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29 May 2023, 15:49

NLyUK is diversifying?

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29 May 2023, 17:37

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I swapped my wife's lipsil with super glue. She's still not talking to me.

Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!
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30 May 2023, 12:15

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30 May 2023, 12:15

WTF?

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30 May 2023, 19:44

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WTF?

such as asexual, pansexual etc

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30 May 2023, 21:16

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31 May 2023, 15:49

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such as asexual, pansexual etc

So, that'll be gay, straight, or bi, but with added narcissistic tendencies then? Honestly, kids today!

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