Originally posted by Darren@1stAccountancyServ
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Money grabbing bitch dumped...
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Should I be re-assesing my choice of accountant?I am not qualified to give the above advice!
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Darren, for a quarter of that price you could have got someone to "take care of her" permanently. In fact you'd probably find someone in Glasgow who'd do it for fun.Originally posted by Darren@1stAccountancyServ"Money grabbing bitch dumped... "
Had one of those a few years ago....suppose we've all had bad experiences in the past, the b!tch cost be £20k to get rid and wasn't even married to it....long story!
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The Gunman can do cheap! In business I have 3 modes 1. Quick 2. Good 3. Cheap. You may perm any 2 from 3 where the third states what it wont be.Originally posted by Lucifer BoxDarren, for a quarter of that price you could have got someone to "take care of her" permanently. In fact you'd probably find someone in Glasgow who'd do it for fun.
Quick and Cheap wont be good.
Good and Cheap wont be quick.
Good and Quick wont be cheap.I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
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Getting rid of mine cost me £120k and I'm still bloody paying her a shed load every month!!
What is with women...when you're with them they won't screw you for love nor money...but when its over they screw you hard and with great regularity!Comment
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Well here's another bitch and "it" won't be troubling you to do her accounts.Originally posted by Darren@1stAccountancyServ"Money grabbing bitch dumped... "
Had one of those a few years ago....suppose we've all had bad experiences in the past, the b!tch cost be £20k to get rid and wasn't even married to it....long story!
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Are you sure that's not you from HP? Very long blond hair, sports car, good with interfaces?Originally posted by ClarissaGWell here's another bitch and "it" won't be troubling you to do her accounts.Comment
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I wish!Originally posted by wendigo100Are you sure that's not you from HP? Very long blond hair, sports car, good with interfaces?Comment
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