Reply to: Money grabbing bitch dumped...

[ClarissaG]

Are you sure that's not you from HP? Very long blond hair, sports car, good with interfaces?

I wish!

[wendigo100]

Well here's another bitch and "it" won't be troubling you to do her accounts.

Are you sure that's not you from HP? Very long blond hair, sports car, good with interfaces?

[ClarissaG]

"Money grabbing bitch dumped... "

Had one of those a few years ago....suppose we've all had bad experiences in the past, the b!tch cost be £20k to get rid and wasn't even married to it....long story!

Well here's another bitch and "it" won't be troubling you to do her accounts.

[NewBoy]

Getting rid of mine cost me £120k and I'm still bloody paying her a shed load every month!!

What is with women...when you're with them they won't screw you for love nor money...but when its over they screw you hard and with great regularity!

[The Lone Gunman]

Darren, for a quarter of that price you could have got someone to "take care of her" permanently. In fact you'd probably find someone in Glasgow who'd do it for fun.

The Gunman can do cheap! In business I have 3 modes 1. Quick 2. Good 3. Cheap. You may perm any 2 from 3 where the third states what it wont be.
Quick and Cheap wont be good.
Good and Cheap wont be quick.
Good and Quick wont be cheap.

[Lucifer Box]

"Money grabbing bitch dumped... "

Had one of those a few years ago....suppose we've all had bad experiences in the past, the b!tch cost be £20k to get rid and wasn't even married to it....long story!

Darren, for a quarter of that price you could have got someone to "take care of her" permanently. In fact you'd probably find someone in Glasgow who'd do it for fun.

[The Lone Gunman]

"Money grabbing bitch dumped... "

Had one of those a few years ago....suppose we've all had bad experiences in the past, the b!tch cost be £20k to get rid and wasn't even married to it....long story!

Should I be re-assesing my choice of accountant?

[Darren@UptonAccountants]

Birds

"Money grabbing bitch dumped... "

Had one of those a few years ago....suppose we've all had bad experiences in the past, the b!tch cost be £20k to get rid and wasn't even married to it....long story!

[The Lone Gunman]

Much as I hate to usurp test please delete"

A South African gold miner loses his leg in a mining accident and is sat in hospital talking to his mate.
"Well that's me f*cked, who on earth's going to want a one legged gold digger?"
His mate replies "Well, you could try Paul McCartney"

[MrsGoof]

oops sy

I though you meant someone else

[PRC1964]

And after he even bought her a plane for Christmas.












Oh, and a razor for the other leg...

[Mr Crosby]

They are both cnuts.

[BoredBloke]

Unfortunately

What has got 3 legs and lives on a farm

The McCartney's

doesn't hold true anymore

[Mailman]

So what was wrong with the woman?

Tell you what, you give them an inch and they take a foot and before you know it you dont have a leg to stand on!

Huh, tough crowd!

Mailman

[ladymuck]

"I've got nothing against your right leg, trouble is - neither have you"

Classic quote (probably mis-quoted knowing me!)