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She won't have a leg to stand on in court.............I'll get me coatLast edited by Gold Dalek; 17 May 2006, 09:59. -
"I've got nothing against your right leg, trouble is - neither have you"
Classic quote (probably mis-quoted knowing me!)
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So what was wrong with the woman?
Tell you what, you give them an inch and they take a foot and before you know it you dont have a leg to stand on!
Huh, tough crowd!
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Unfortunately
What has got 3 legs and lives on a farm
The McCartney's
doesn't hold true anymoreRule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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They are both cnuts.
See you, you ****. I'll cut you first...
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And after he even bought her a plane for Christmas.
Oh, and a razor for the other leg...Comment
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oops sy
I though you meant someone elseYour parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second halfComment
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Much as I hate to usurp test please delete"
A South African gold miner loses his leg in a mining accident and is sat in hospital talking to his mate.
"Well that's me f*cked, who on earth's going to want a one legged gold digger?"
His mate replies "Well, you could try Paul McCartney"I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
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"Money grabbing bitch dumped... "
Had one of those a few years ago....suppose we've all had bad experiences in the past, the b!tch cost be £20k to get rid and wasn't even married to it....long story!
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