midweek hols - any advice?

[Bagpuss]

ah yes I momentarily forgot... in that case (just to make amends), **** off you wanna be ******, when you are able to find your poor excuse for a cocktail sized penis then please feel free to insult me all you like



better?

Aww, this is the CUK I've come to know and love.

[janey]

I will hold your saggy's and you will find out it takes more than a made up breed of Elephant, by a man with a Gun (And if that's not Penis envy what is?) You know who you are!

I would take great care of you Janey

ah but if was to let you whist me off tot eh highlands and wine and dine me I'd then be accused of being one of those blood sucking women who are jsut after you for your money.

*sigh*

oh the dilemmas of a catch 22

(what's the betting I end up staying in this country next week!?)

[Joe Black]

It'll have no influence on the process at all. The papers are signed, the terms agreed on, she knows I'm with someone else and the court hearing is booked.

"I can shag who I want", he said, petulantly.

Except your ex wife...

[The Lone Gunman]

(what's the betting I end up staying in this country next week!?)

There is nothing wrong with England dear, or the UK for that matter. From the majesty of the lake district fells to the tranquility of the Norfolk broads this green and pleasant land of ours offers delights for all tastes.

[janey]

There is nothing wrong with England dear, or the UK for that matter. From the majesty of the lake district fells to the tranquility of the Norfolk broads this green and pleasant land of ours offers delights for all tastes.

oh I know, England is really beautiful but I'd really like to be able to do a bit of sunbathing for a few days... and lets face it, that just ain't gonna happen in good old blighty!

[Joe Black]

How about one of these then, get the best of both worlds.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...156899,00.html

"Go on the ultimate fantasy holiday - by lying in the sun

A Moscow travel agent is selling yuppies virtual tourism, fake boarding passes and photos to convince friends they have seen the world"

[EternalOptimist]

Hi Janey

would you consider a few days in Bootle ?
I could take you on a whirlwind tour of the docks and Scottie road finishing up with a slap up meal in the chippie at the bottom of our road. A quick visit to the sun parlour to top up the tan and you are laughing.

[Phoenix]

ah but if was to let you whist me off tot eh highlands and wine and dine me I'd then be accused of being one of those blood sucking women who are jsut after you for your money.

*sigh*

oh the dilemmas of a catch 22

(what's the betting I end up staying in this country next week!?)

Who the hell said I was paying!!!!!!

[threaded]

How about one of these then, get the best of both worlds.

http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article...156899,00.html

"Go on the ultimate fantasy holiday - by lying in the sun

A Moscow travel agent is selling yuppies virtual tourism, fake boarding passes and photos to convince friends they have seen the world"

Pah, We can do it for you wholesale.

[janey]

Hi Janey

would you consider a few days in Bootle ?
I could take you on a whirlwind tour of the docks and Scottie road finishing up with a slap up meal in the chippie at the bottom of our road. A quick visit to the sun parlour to top up the tan and you are laughing.

I could pop in on the parents whilst I was up there too!