midweek hols - any advice?

[janey]

Janey,

I'll pick you up at any junction on the M25, drive you up to the Highlands
And we can wine and dine in front of open fires, in a Castle on the Banks of the ....................Have you seen my Elephant impersonation?

mmmmmmmmmmm

*janey in determined to ignore the bit about an elephant mode*

[DimPrawn]

Swindon is nice for a mid week break.

Pop round, I'll put the kettle on.

[The Lone Gunman]

You could do a European tour of CUKers. You would save a lot on hotel bills but you would have to have a strong back (and stomache probably).

Or Ryanair to Friedrichshaven. Rent a car. Cross Lake constance on the ferry over the alps via St Moritz then down lake Como or Garda. I would suggest overnighting overlooking the lake. Down to Milan for a bit of shopping then across to the adriatic coast. Ravenna is lovely then possibly Venice. Then back through the dolomites. Up to Cortina then take the route over the Gross Glockner into Austria. Salzburg then Munich then back to starting airport.
Much better on a motorbike.

Lots of hotels in this area see this time of year as low season so dropping in is easy. Most will call ahead for you. I have found "Jolly" hotels a good chain in Italy.

[Mordac]

Don't worry Janey, they'll all leave you alone when your tits start to sag.

[DimPrawn]

Sounds tiresome.

http://www.visitswindon.co.uk/

[janey]

You could do a European tour of CUKers. You would save a lot on hotel bills but you would have to have a strong back (and stomache probably).

Or Ryanair to Friedrichshaven. Rent a car. Cross Lake constance on the ferry over the alps via St Moritz then down lake Como or Garda. I would suggest overnighting overlooking the lake. Down to Milan for a bit of shopping then across to the adriatic coast. Ravenna is lovely then possibly Venice. Then back through the dolomites. Up to Cortina then take the route over the Gross Glockner into Austria. Salzburg then Munich then back to starting airport.
Much better on a motorbike.

Lots of hotels in this area see this time of year as low season so dropping in is easy. Most will call ahead for you. I have found "Jolly" hotels a good chain in Italy.

sounds fabulous but you do realise I only have 5 days don't you?!

[The Lone Gunman]

mmmmmmmmmmm

*janey in determined to ignore the bit about an elephant mode*

It's a pigmy white eared elephant. He slaps his chipolatta out then turns his pockets inside out. Goes down a treat at parties.

[janey]

Don't worry Janey, they'll all leave you alone when your tits start to sag.

such an uplifting thought... if you'll excuse the pun

[janey]

It's a pigmy white eared elephant. He slaps his chipolatta out then turns his pockets inside out. Goes down a treat at parties.

[Phoenix]

such an uplifting thought... if you'll excuse the pun

I will hold your saggy's and you will find out it takes more than a made up breed of Elephant, by a man with a Gun (And if that's not Penis envy what is?) You know who you are!

I would take great care of you Janey