I was rudely awakened this morning by a big black cock

**doodab** · 31 May 2011, 10:26

Yes you need a big pussy to gobble it up, or at least keep it occupied.

**DimPrawn** · 31 May 2011, 10:28

Perhaps I can get myself a bigger cock and have a cock fight?

Now I'm going to have to google "get a bigger cock" and see if that comes up with any helpful suggestions.

**Pondlife** · 31 May 2011, 10:29

Here was me thinking that Mrs DP had borrowed your PC and had mistaken this for Mumsnet.

**Old Greg** · 31 May 2011, 10:36

Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Here was me thinking that Mrs DP had borrowed your PC and had mistaken this for Mumsnet.

Probably wouldn't have woken her up what with the heavy sedation regimen.

**Mushroombump** · 19 June 2011, 15:55

Sounds like you need 1 of these

I was rudely awakened this morning by a big black cock