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Mushroombump replied

19 June 2011, 15:55
Sounds like you need 1 of these
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Old Greg replied

31 May 2011, 10:36
Originally posted by Pondlife View Post

Here was me thinking that Mrs DP had borrowed your PC and had mistaken this for Mumsnet.

Probably wouldn't have woken her up what with the heavy sedation regimen.
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Pondlife replied

31 May 2011, 10:29
Here was me thinking that Mrs DP had borrowed your PC and had mistaken this for Mumsnet.
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DimPrawn replied

31 May 2011, 10:28
Perhaps I can get myself a bigger cock and have a cock fight?

Now I'm going to have to google "get a bigger cock" and see if that comes up with any helpful suggestions.
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doodab replied

31 May 2011, 10:26
Yes you need a big pussy to gobble it up, or at least keep it occupied.
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DimPrawn started a topic I was rudely awakened this morning by a big black cock

31 May 2011, 10:22
I was rudely awakened this morning by a big black cock

I think one of the neighbours has started keeping chickens in their garden. Time to move, or buy a bigger cat.
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