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I was rudely awakened this morning by a big black cock

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    I was rudely awakened this morning by a big black cock

    I think one of the neighbours has started keeping chickens in their garden. Time to move, or buy a bigger cat.

    #2
    Yes you need a big pussy to gobble it up, or at least keep it occupied.
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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      #3
      Perhaps I can get myself a bigger cock and have a cock fight?

      Now I'm going to have to google "get a bigger cock" and see if that comes up with any helpful suggestions.

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        #4
        Here was me thinking that Mrs DP had borrowed your PC and had mistaken this for Mumsnet.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Pondlife View Post
          Here was me thinking that Mrs DP had borrowed your PC and had mistaken this for Mumsnet.
          Probably wouldn't have woken her up what with the heavy sedation regimen.

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            #6
            Sounds like you need 1 of these

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