Originally posted by AlfredJPruffock
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Consultant lifestyle - making the most of on the road?
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Depends on the town. I'd leave Slough for 50p."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife. -
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That depends on the permie's salary. Generally, if your salary is well above the average the company doesn't have any shame to send you 2 months in Luxembourg, 1 in France and 3 in Holland. Great if you are single but not so good if you are married and with kids. I have a friend who went contracting for this reason, he was fed up with the travel. They started off promising him a steady workplace but it turned out completely differente. Companies that pay good permie salaries think that they have the absolute power on you and can use you as much as they want. So in short, going contracting in many cases is really for people who DO NOT WANT to travel.Originally posted by TinTinTravelling is one of the things we contractors do that they (permies) don't have to and in any case hate.I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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I used to travel with one contract all over the world.
Towards the end I started to hate it.
One grey building/coms room after another.
Expenses were a problem but the dailly allowance went along way in some of the s__t holes I ended up. I did look at taking a contract in Azerbaijan. Glad I didn't as it was about the time the 4 telecoms engineers were found minus there heads. Good money but not that good.
Do remeber a story about one guy who had a contract for the Russian Milatary south of Moscow in the middle of nowhere, he picked up a couple of hookers in Moscow and paid them to live with him for the duration of the six month contract.Comment
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theirGlad I didn't as it was about the time the 4 telecoms engineers were found minus there heads.We must strike at the lies that have spread like disease through our mindsComment
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That's what the contractor lifestyle is all about...Do remeber a story about one guy who had a contract for the Russian Milatary south of Moscow in the middle of nowhere, he picked up a couple of hookers in Moscow and paid them to live with him for the duration of the six month contract.
Insanity: repeating the same actions, but expecting different results.
threadeds website, and here's my blog.
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Except that some contractor don't need to pay for that...Originally posted by threadedThat's what the contractor lifestyle is all about...
I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.Comment
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I agree with the girlfriend thing, it's easy enough to meet women when you're on the road but hard to close the deal.
I've just met this stunner as well here in Brussels, if I tell her that I leave in 2 weeks I might not get any hole. what to do, what to do?
A previous girlfriend told me that I should just lie to them, any love rats here done that?Comment
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If you're not hanging around, not coming back and arn't looking beyond gettng laid then yes, lie.Originally posted by AntmanI agree with the girlfriend thing, it's easy enough to meet women when you're on the road but hard to close the deal.
I've just met this stunner as well here in Brussels, if I tell her that I leave in 2 weeks I might not get any hole. what to do, what to do?
A previous girlfriend told me that I should just lie to them, any love rats here done that?
When the time comes tell 'em the contract ended early or summat and you leave in 2 days time. Easy get out.
Mind you, if you reckon you're on a winner in less than two weeks then she probably wont mind anyway."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Tell em the truth, it works both ways.Originally posted by AntmanI agree with the girlfriend thing, it's easy enough to meet women when you're on the road but hard to close the deal.
I've just met this stunner as well here in Brussels, if I tell her that I leave in 2 weeks I might not get any hole. what to do, what to do?
A previous girlfriend told me that I should just lie to them, any love rats here done that?
If you are in Brussels and found a stunner there is always the possibility that she is short term and not looking for a relationship anyway.
She might also appreciate your honesty. She might not consider you as a long term thing but will jump you on the grounds that you wont be bugging her forever.
Girls are like that too!I am not qualified to give the above advice!
The original point and click interface by
Smith and Wesson.
Step back, have a think and adjust my own own attitude from time to timeComment
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