Consultant lifestyle - making the most of on the road?

[threaded]

They've got one of those in Hemel Hempstead, or they did, not been there in 10 years. One huge roundabout in the middle and 7 mini ones arranged around it. You could go both ways around the big one but only one way around the mini ones.

Known locally as the "Magic Roundabout" for obvious reasons

I also took her to see a traffic jam. She had never seen one of them. Took her to the one on the ?A14? outside Cambridge. Obviously I was driving in the opposite direction. 14km that day, quite a result.

[DaveB]

I also took her to see a traffic jam. She had never seen one of them. Took her to the one on the ?A14? outside Cambridge. Obviously I was driving in the opposite direction. 14km that day, quite a result.

You really know how to show a girl a good time, eh

Can't see it working as a chat up line though.....

"Hey babe, wanna see the size of my tailback?"

[threaded]

Took her to Whitby to try fish and chips.

And to Harry Ramsdens to compare and contrast.

[Xenophon]

Took her to Whitby to try fish and chips.

And to Harry Ramsdens to compare and contrast.

You could drop any girls' knickers at 20 paces, threaded.

[janey]

fish n chips, tour of roundabouts and traffic jams.... sounds better than most dates I've been on!

[Mordac]

fish n chips, tour of roundabouts and traffic jams.... sounds better than most dates I've been on!

Aw you poor thing. Never mind, Threaded knows how to get a girlies juices flowing. And you're into fat blokes as well, wahayyy

[Mr Crosby]

fish n chips, tour of roundabouts and traffic jams.... sounds better than most dates I've been on!

Awww, Batter bits a savaloy and spaghetti junction and I might stand a chance?

[FrankScribe]

Slough and Luton have nothing on the delights of Swindon.

One thing I have found in my travels is that both Slough and Luton have pubs where young ladies remove their clothing to music (and a pound in their 'jug') - Not had reason to spend time in Swindon yet but I shall have to investigate sometime.

[Mordac]

One thing I have found in my travels is that both Slough and Luton have pubs where young ladies remove their clothing to music (and a pound in their 'jug') - Not had reason to spend time in Swindon yet but I shall have to investigate sometime.

So does the Woolpack in Hayes, for the benefit of contractors in the Stockley Park area.

[FrankScribe]

So does the Woolpack in Hayes, for the benefit of contractors in the Stockley Park area.

I always used to find working in Northwood had its good points - especially 'the comfy chair'