Great Business Idea .. Your thoughts please...

[ChrisPackit]

After recently visiting Newcastle Upon Tyne, I stumbled across a nice little bar by the name of 'For Your Eyes Only' which seemingly had nubile, semi-naked girls wandering around. I beleive the term for these establishments is a Lap Dancing bar or colloquially known as a 'Titty Bar'.

I was impressed with the use of a James Bond film title cleverly used to attract gentlemen into their premises

This gave me a great idea for a new business. Keeping with the James Bond theme, I am thinking of opening a niche Lap Dancing bar under the name of Octo-genarian-Pussy, where all the lap dancers would be an octogenarian or older.

Isn't this a great idea ??

[MarillionFan]

After recently visiting Newcastle Upon Tyne, I stumbled across a nice little bar by the name of 'For Your Eyes Only' which seemingly had nubile, semi-naked girls wandering around. I beleive the term for these establishments is a Lap Dancing bar or colloquially known as a 'Titty Bar'.

I was impressed with the use of a James Bond film title cleverly used to attract gentlemen into their premises

This gave me a great idea for a new business. Keeping with the James Bond theme, I am thinking of opening a niche Lap Dancing bar under the name of Octo-genarian-Pussy, where all the lap dancers would be an octogenarian or older.

Isn't this a great idea ??

What's wrong with just calling it Octopussy and having naked girls with eight vaginas?

[amcdonald]

You'd probably get Wayne Rooney visiting but wouldn't 'Pussy Galore' be more suitable really

[Platypus]

Isn't this a great idea ??

Not judging by the results I got when I searched Google Images for 'sexy granny'

[Pondlife]

You've got Dr Nochance.

[MaryPoppins]

I was impressed with the use of a James Bond film title cleverly used to attract gentlemen into their premises

I thought it was the tits that got you in there?

[realityhack]

No.

[Pondlife]

I thought it was the tits that got you in there?

The Boobs Is Not Enough.

+ taxi

[RichardCranium]

Shuffling round their Zimmer frames, getting their boobies swinging by bouncing them off their knees?

A niche market, methinks.

[ChrisPackit]

I could approach that Katie Weisel bird off the X Factor who's Gran made a living doing an Escort service, see if she was interested.

I think I might get this patented before someone steals my idea...