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Previously on "Great Business Idea .. Your thoughts please..."

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  • MarillionFan
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    Licenced to thrill

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  • lightng
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    You only j1zz twice

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  • MarillionFan
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    For your thighes only

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  • moorfield
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    Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post

    I was impressed with the use of a James Bond film title cleverly used to attract gentlemen into their premises

    Goldenpie ?

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  • ChrisPackit
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    I could approach that Katie Weisel bird off the X Factor who's Gran made a living doing an Escort service, see if she was interested.

    I think I might get this patented before someone steals my idea...

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  • RichardCranium
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    Shuffling round their Zimmer frames, getting their boobies swinging by bouncing them off their knees?

    A niche market, methinks.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I thought it was the tits that got you in there?
    The Boobs Is Not Enough.

    + taxi

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  • realityhack
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    No.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post

    I was impressed with the use of a James Bond film title cleverly used to attract gentlemen into their premises
    I thought it was the tits that got you in there?

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  • Pondlife
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    You've got Dr Nochance.

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  • Platypus
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    Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post
    Isn't this a great idea ??
    Not judging by the results I got when I searched Google Images for 'sexy granny'

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  • amcdonald
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    You'd probably get Wayne Rooney visiting but wouldn't 'Pussy Galore' be more suitable really

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post
    After recently visiting Newcastle Upon Tyne, I stumbled across a nice little bar by the name of 'For Your Eyes Only' which seemingly had nubile, semi-naked girls wandering around. I beleive the term for these establishments is a Lap Dancing bar or colloquially known as a 'Titty Bar'.

    I was impressed with the use of a James Bond film title cleverly used to attract gentlemen into their premises

    This gave me a great idea for a new business. Keeping with the James Bond theme, I am thinking of opening a niche Lap Dancing bar under the name of Octo-genarian-Pussy, where all the lap dancers would be an octogenarian or older.

    Isn't this a great idea ??
    What's wrong with just calling it Octopussy and having naked girls with eight vaginas?

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  • ChrisPackit
    started a topic Great Business Idea .. Your thoughts please...

    Great Business Idea .. Your thoughts please...

    After recently visiting Newcastle Upon Tyne, I stumbled across a nice little bar by the name of 'For Your Eyes Only' which seemingly had nubile, semi-naked girls wandering around. I beleive the term for these establishments is a Lap Dancing bar or colloquially known as a 'Titty Bar'.

    I was impressed with the use of a James Bond film title cleverly used to attract gentlemen into their premises

    This gave me a great idea for a new business. Keeping with the James Bond theme, I am thinking of opening a niche Lap Dancing bar under the name of Octo-genarian-Pussy, where all the lap dancers would be an octogenarian or older.

    Isn't this a great idea ??

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