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Previously on "Great Business Idea .. Your thoughts please..."
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I could approach that Katie Weisel bird off the X Factor who's Gran made a living doing an Escort service, see if she was interested.
I think I might get this patented before someone steals my idea...
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Shuffling round their Zimmer frames, getting their boobies swinging by bouncing them off their knees?
A niche market, methinks.
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I thought it was the tits that got you in there?Originally posted by ChrisPackit View Post
I was impressed with the use of a James Bond film title cleverly used to attract gentlemen into their premises
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You'd probably get Wayne Rooney visiting but wouldn't 'Pussy Galore' be more suitable really
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What's wrong with just calling it Octopussy and having naked girls with eight vaginas?Originally posted by ChrisPackit View PostAfter recently visiting Newcastle Upon Tyne, I stumbled across a nice little bar by the name of 'For Your Eyes Only' which seemingly had nubile, semi-naked girls wandering around. I beleive the term for these establishments is a Lap Dancing bar or colloquially known as a 'Titty Bar'.
I was impressed with the use of a James Bond film title cleverly used to attract gentlemen into their premises
This gave me a great idea for a new business. Keeping with the James Bond theme, I am thinking of opening a niche Lap Dancing bar under the name of Octo-genarian-Pussy, where all the lap dancers would be an octogenarian or older.
Isn't this a great idea ??
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Great Business Idea .. Your thoughts please...
After recently visiting Newcastle Upon Tyne, I stumbled across a nice little bar by the name of 'For Your Eyes Only' which seemingly had nubile, semi-naked girls wandering around. I beleive the term for these establishments is a Lap Dancing bar or colloquially known as a 'Titty Bar'.
I was impressed with the use of a James Bond film title cleverly used to attract gentlemen into their premises
This gave me a great idea for a new business. Keeping with the James Bond theme, I am thinking of opening a niche Lap Dancing bar under the name of Octo-genarian-Pussy, where all the lap dancers would be an octogenarian or older.
Isn't this a great idea ??Tags: None
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