Easter Holiday

[Carlos]

Hello everyone,

I am thinking of taking an Easter break on the Contractor UK forum.

Any suggestions about where to start?

Carlos

[Zippy]

Hello everyone,

I am thinking of taking an Easter break on the Contractor UK forum.

Any suggestions about where to start?

Carlos

Hi Carlos

May I suggest you post a thread in General asking how you can earn loads of money as a contractor? For extra points (and the chance of a welcome party) ask about the relative merits of umbrella vs ltd co.
If you are a laydee, try and attract the attention of Prickles.
Hope you have fun - somehow I think you'll fit right in.

Cheers,
Z.

Edit: your first few posts have to be moderated and none of the mods seem to be around but don't let that put you off.

[cojak]

We do very good house-warmings!

And tell them that you're thinking of voting labour. And why can't you get really hot curries in most takeaways. And if HAB likes you you're in, a bit like getting the favour of the smelly old house labrador.

And say hello to Fortyfiveandfab for us too!

[NotAllThere]

And don't forget to post lots of links to the daily-mail discussing immigration, the youth of today, and house-prices.

[The Wikir Man]

Mention that you have just employed 30 immigrants on an inter-company transfer, and wondered how best to get them permanent residency in the UK.

Point out how much better off people would be if everyone paid their "fair share" of tax.

HTH.

[cojak]

Point out how much better off people would be if everyone paid their "fair share" of tax.

HTH.

I think Incognito's got that one already covered...

[norrahe]

Maybe putting a question about contracting for Gladiators, that will get lots of attention.

[Prickles]

If you are a laydee, try and attract the attention of Prickles.

Everybody in da house say "Woah!"

Everybody in da house say "Hey! Hey!"

It's all cool, Prickles hearz and Prickles is here.

Hello everyone,

I am thinking of taking an Easter break on the Contractor UK forum.

Any suggestions about where to start?

Yo, man, put on some tunez and lay on some beerz.

Say, are you THE Carlos Santana? Jazz fusion, man, way to go.

[Carlos]

Thanks for the tips people. Sadly, I have employed no immigrants but I like the Hate Mail links idea - it's always good for a laugh.

Maybe I'll get someone to organise a house-warming - with some of the other half's mumsnet friends....

Hey it says under my name that I'm not worth listening to! What's that about, man?

[cojak]

We're getting that fixed in the new version of the forum...