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chef replied

6 April 2010, 12:55
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

What was the bet?

"How long will a goldfish swim in neat Vodka?"...

it seems not very long
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Bunk replied

6 April 2010, 11:48
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

"How long will a goldfish swim in neat Vodka?"...

As long as it takes Zippy to down it.
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Churchill replied

6 April 2010, 11:38
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Has anybody seen Carlos?

Sorry about the goldfish

What was the bet?

"How long will a goldfish swim in neat Vodka?"...
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Zippy replied

5 April 2010, 20:29
Has anybody seen Carlos?

Sorry about the goldfish
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norrahe replied

4 April 2010, 22:21
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

You won't start anything will you? You know what happened last time.

I did nuffink!!! Besides you drank all the booze
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Zippy replied

4 April 2010, 22:17
You won't start anything will you? You know what happened last time.
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norrahe replied

4 April 2010, 22:11
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Yes please. Thanks <chink>
Pass the Twiglets would you?

Keep me away from those they make me violent

Chin chin!
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Zippy replied

4 April 2010, 22:10
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

There's some beers and wine in the fridge, anyone fancy a bevvy?

Yes please. Thanks <chink>
Pass the Twiglets would you?
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norrahe replied

4 April 2010, 22:07
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Lovely. Are we allowed to have a party in here?

Oooooohhhh - goldfish

There's some beers and wine in the fridge, anyone fancy a bevvy?
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Zippy replied

4 April 2010, 22:00
Lovely. Are we allowed to have a party in here?

Oooooohhhh - goldfish
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norrahe replied

4 April 2010, 21:54
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

It is, I fear, a prophecy...

I've just found his pot noodle stash and some magazines with funny pictures on them.....

He's got a well stocked booze cabinet too..............
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Zippy replied

4 April 2010, 21:19
Originally posted by Carlos View Post

Hey it says under my name that I'm not worth listening to! What's that about, man?

It is, I fear, a prophecy...
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cojak replied

4 April 2010, 21:16
We're getting that fixed in the new version of the forum...
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Carlos replied

4 April 2010, 20:42
Thanks for the tips people. Sadly, I have employed no immigrants but I like the Hate Mail links idea - it's always good for a laugh.

Maybe I'll get someone to organise a house-warming - with some of the other half's mumsnet friends....

Hey it says under my name that I'm not worth listening to! What's that about, man?
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Prickles replied

4 April 2010, 16:50
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

If you are a laydee, try and attract the attention of Prickles.

Everybody in da house say "Woah!"

Everybody in da house say "Hey! Hey!"

It's all cool, Prickles hearz and Prickles is here.

Originally posted by Carlos View Post

Hello everyone,

I am thinking of taking an Easter break on the Contractor UK forum.

Any suggestions about where to start?

Yo, man, put on some tunez and lay on some beerz.

Say, are you THE Carlos Santana? Jazz fusion, man, way to go.
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