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    #1

    It's a bit strange

    Suddenly having mods who make so many non-mod posts. It's like going up the pub with your teacher. What happened?
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    #2
    I know. It's like that time my sister went to air-kiss me (she's posh like that) and I went to give her a peck on the cheek, but we both turned the same way.

    <shudder>

    [insert your own 2nd punch line here. I am still too traumatised!]
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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      #3
      Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
      I know. It's like that time my sister went to air-kiss me (she's posh like that) and I went to give her a peck on the cheek, but we both turned the same way.

      <shudder>

      [insert your own 2nd punch line here. I am still too traumatised!]
      err, no it's not.
      Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Lightship
        What do you call one of those? A 99?
        no, a 99 is er....well maybe you dont want to know



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          #5
          Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
          Suddenly having mods who make so many non-mod posts. It's like going up the pub with your teacher. What happened?
          Yes I have noticed. They are like politicians and want to show that they are just like us
          "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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            #6
            Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
            I know. It's like that time my sister went to air-kiss me (she's posh like that) and I went to give her a peck on the cheek, but we both turned the same way.
            And then you tried to ask her "WTF are you doing?!" and your tongue 'accidentally' went in her mouth.
            And then you tried to push her away, but 'accidentally' grabbed her boobs.

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            I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
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            Urine is quite nourishing

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              #7
              Originally posted by d000hg View Post
              And then you tried to ask her "WTF are you doing?!" and your tongue 'accidentally' went in her mouth.
              And then you tried to push her away, but 'accidentally' grabbed her boobs.

              So it’s not just the Isle of Wight folk at it.
              "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                #8
                Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                Yes I have noticed. They are like politicians and want to show that they are just like us
                Eowugh. Even last week I never wanted to be just like you. I didn't give a stuff then, I don't now.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Paddy View Post
                  So it’s not just the Isle of Wight folk at it.


                  Oi, we be as normal as everyone else we be and the webbed toes are just for decoration.

                  Dribble

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
                    no, a 99 is er....well maybe you dont want to know
                    As long as it involves a Cadburys Flake sticking out, I don't care.
                    The vegetarian option.

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