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I got so drunk last night that I can hardly type

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    I got so drunk last night that I can hardly type

    I can see and move my fingers but thinking is difficult.

    Should I still go to work?
    While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

    #2
    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I can see and move my fingers but thinking is difficult.

    Should I still go to work?
    Stay at home and log in as sasguru. Nobody will notice the difference.

    HTH
    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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      #3
      Originally posted by doodab View Post
      I can see and move my fingers but thinking is difficult.

      Should I still go to work?
      Can you get dressed?

      If so - yes. Get stuck into some difficult 'work' on the old PC, stay close to some fresh air and the loos.

      Drink water and tea. Lots of it.

      You'll be fine...
      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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        #4
        Originally posted by doodab View Post
        I can see and move my fingers but thinking is difficult.

        Should I still go to work?
        BURN HIM!!! Of course you should go to work........

        <Tsk.. Tsk.. wanders of shaking head muttering - The Youth of Today, Jeeeezus wasnt like this in the goodold days Tsk.... even thinking of missing a days invoicing... mutter mutter>

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          #5
          If you don't have to drive then get in and invoice.

          Billing while suffering is part and parcel

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            #6
            Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
            If you don't have to drive then get in and invoice.

            Billing while suffering is part and parcel
            Of course if you have VPN all you need to be able to do is to find the laptop and turn it on...


            #Memories...#

            (In my youth - I don't hangovers very well these days... )
            "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
            - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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              #7
              Originally posted by doodab View Post
              I can see and move my fingers but thinking is difficult.

              Should I still go to work?
              "Thinking is difficult" - but I bet it's still better than the perms
              Cooking doesn't get tougher than this.

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                #8
                Originally posted by doodab View Post
                but thinking is difficult.
                Well whatever you do, don't get up on a soapbox and start ranting in favour of AGW. We already have enough lamebrains on here doing that.

                “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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                  #9
                  also having trouble typing here. The missus just brought be a greasy egg, some bread and butter and a load of fatty smokey bacon

                  mmm smells lovely though


                  (\__/)
                  (>'.'<)
                  ("")("") Born to Drink. Forced to Work

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                    #10
                    I'm there as well. Six pints of Old Thumper last night. Would have been more if the diddly diddly band hadn't struck up forcing me to leave. I guess folk music has it's pros after all

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