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I got so drunk last night that I can hardly type

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    #21
    perfect hangover cure

    http://www.textsfromlastnight.com/
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      #22
      Originally posted by Xenophon View Post
      I wish I could say that.

      I think I've probably lost a Porsche...
      WHS - I had six weeks off sick in 2008
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        #23
        Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
        WHS - I had six weeks off sick in 2008
        What the **** were you drinking?
        While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'

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          #24
          Originally posted by doodab View Post
          What the **** were you drinking?
          Nothing - and nothing much since. I was just VERY, VERY ill.
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            #25
            Originally posted by chef View Post
            (316): You love me.
            (785): That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
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              #26
              (936): he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.

              (812): and...?

              (936): I told him it was alright.



              Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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                #27
                (218):

                I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
                Must remember that one...
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                  #28
                  (618):

                  the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
                  "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
                  - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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                    #29
                    Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post
                    Must remember that one...
                    Or you could try pausing and reciting the lord's prayer. Yup, that's happened to me.
                    Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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                      #30
                      I was once refused entry to a casino because I was so drunk I couldn't write my own name.

                      Strange policy if you think about it, if I was a casino owner I'd actively encourage drunken people with money.
                      Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave Johnson

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