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What the **** were you drinking?Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostWHS - I had six weeks off sick in 2008
While you're waiting, read the free novel we sent you. It's a Spanish story about a guy named 'Manual.'Comment
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(936): he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
(812): and...?
(936): I told him it was alright.
Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
"I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
- Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...Comment
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Or you could try pausing and reciting the lord's prayer. Yup, that's happened to me.Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostPractically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
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I was once refused entry to a casino because I was so drunk I couldn't write my own name.
Strange policy if you think about it, if I was a casino owner I'd actively encourage drunken people with money.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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