I got so drunk last night that I can hardly type

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oracleslave replied

12 March 2010, 20:15
Originally posted by chef View Post

Originally posted by doodab View Post

Not from banging your head on the headboard I'll wager...

Originally posted by doodab View Post

Pot noodling with reckless abandon. Certainly enough to get you banned from tescos.

Good work chaps.

Loving the "Mortal Kombat" one
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doodab replied

12 March 2010, 15:10
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

Technically, it classes as "reckless abandonment" in some American states.

Pot noodling with reckless abandon. Certainly enough to get you banned from tescos.
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TheFaQQer replied

12 March 2010, 14:41
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Is a pot noodle actually genocide?

Technically, it classes as "reckless abandonment" in some American states.
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doodab replied

12 March 2010, 14:29
Originally posted by zeitghost

"Every sperm is sacred"

Is a pot noodle actually genocide?
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MaryPoppins replied

12 March 2010, 13:38
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

How do you find 'em?

I really am starting to sound like I will only consider madzer's as potential beau's, aren't I.
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chef replied

12 March 2010, 13:22
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
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Zippy replied

12 March 2010, 13:20
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Or you could try pausing and reciting the lord's prayer. Yup, that's happened to me.

How do you find 'em?
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doodab replied

12 March 2010, 13:12
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

I think I got a headache pretty quickly after that

Not from banging your head on the headboard I'll wager...
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Drewster replied

12 March 2010, 13:07
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Or you could try pausing and reciting the lord's prayer. Yup, that's happened to me.

For what we are about to receive may we be truly thankful........ or at worst not sadly disappointed... Amen
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MaryPoppins replied

12 March 2010, 11:21
Originally posted by cojak View Post

I'll bet that kinda killed the moment, eh?

I think I got a headache pretty quickly after that
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cojak replied

12 March 2010, 11:05
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Or you could try pausing and reciting the lord's prayer. Yup, that's happened to me.

I'll bet that kinda killed the moment, eh?
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TheFaQQer replied

12 March 2010, 11:02
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Or you could try pausing and reciting the lord's prayer. Yup, that's happened to me.

OMG.

Literally.
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chef replied

12 March 2010, 10:56
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet

my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests

This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?

So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward

You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
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gingerjedi replied

12 March 2010, 10:55
I was once refused entry to a casino because I was so drunk I couldn't write my own name.

Strange policy if you think about it, if I was a casino owner I'd actively encourage drunken people with money.
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MaryPoppins replied

12 March 2010, 10:49
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

Must remember that one...

Or you could try pausing and reciting the lord's prayer. Yup, that's happened to me.
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