The small, two-pronged, wooden fork thread

[NickFitz]

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<rock salmon holder>

[Zippy]

Well Zippy, there's only one response to that, and here it is.

I'm not interested in your holiday pictures

Still wrong, wrong, wrong

[Zippy]

<rock salmon holder>

Nematodes! Are you soft? Pregnant rats - now that's tough lad.
Still better than mushy peas though ...

[RichardCranium]

Mushy peas came to me late in life; once I had moved back oop North to West Yorkshire.

It's one of those things that doesn't grow so well darn sarf, the mushy pea plant.

[cailin maith]

No TP. Just say no.

Beef curry = good
Mashed potato = good
Gravy = OK
(caveat: not all together)
Mushy peas = tool of Satan

I'd just like to make it clear that I am not a pea-ist. Some of my best friends are peas. Just hate mushy ones.

WSS

Mushy Peas

[DaveB]

How about a beef curry pie topped with mashed potato, mushy peas and gravy?

Sounds suspiciously like a meat pie floater

Meat pie, upside down in a bowl of thick pea soup topped with ketchup.

Australians eat them apparently. No suprise there then.

[Halcyon]

I hake to point this out but mushy peas are soooo wrong.

I used to think that mushy peas must be alien vomit, then I got served some by mistake in a ClientCo canteen - delicious!! So the next time I had fish and chips in the same canteen I enthusiatically ordered mushy peas. They tasted like alien vomit.

[BabyBoomer]

Wimps!

Real Northerners eat:

http://http://www.crow-pie.co.uk/archive_subjects/black_pea_carling.html

[norrahe]

I used to think that mushy peas must be alien vomit, then I got served some by mistake in a ClientCo canteen - delicious!! So the next time I had fish and chips in the same canteen I enthusiatically ordered mushy peas. They tasted like alien vomit.

WHS, wrong, wrong wrong