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The small, two-pronged, wooden fork thread

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    The small, two-pronged, wooden fork thread

    <plaice holder>
    My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.

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    <Turbot holder>
    "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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      #3
      you guys rock?
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Toolpusher
        I hake to point this out but mushy peas are soooo wrong.
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          #5
          Originally posted by Zippy View Post
          I hake to point this out but mushy peas are soooo wrong.
          No way. Minty, mushy and marvellous. Bring on the peas! Cheers Toolpusher - that's the money-shot for me

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            #6
            Originally posted by administrator View Post
            No way. Minty, mushy and marvellous. Bring on the peas! Cheers Toolpusher - that's the money-shot for me
            Shame on you
            Cheap beans are the way forward. None of this cod peas stuff.

            I'll see myself out.
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              #7
              Originally posted by Zippy View Post
              I hake to point this out but mushy peas are soooo wrong.
              I used to think that too.

              Then, one day, I was converted to their delights by a Yorkshireman that I used to drink with.

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                #8
                Originally posted by Toolpusher
                Nah, it just doesn't look right......
                Originally posted by Gonzo View Post
                I used to think that too.

                Then, one day, I was converted to their delights by a Yorkshireman that I used to drink with.
                I can seal I'm going to have to hake on the whole board on this one...
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                As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

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                CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Toolpusher
                  No TP. Just say no.

                  Beef curry = good
                  Mashed potato = good
                  Gravy = OK
                  (caveat: not all together)
                  Mushy peas = tool of Satan

                  I'd just like to make it clear that I am not a pea-ist. Some of my best friends are peas. Just hate mushy ones.
                  +50 Xeno Geek Points
                  Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux. Pogle
                  As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF

                  Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005

                  CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
                    I can seal I'm going to have to hake on the whole board on this one...
                    There's no need to carp on about it....




                    Sorry, I have am not able to concentrate on producing more fish related puns - the end of the Vikings v Saints match is turning into a bit of a thriller ...

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