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The small, two-pronged, wooden fork thread
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The small, two-pronged, wooden fork thread
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I hake to point this out but mushy peas are soooo wrong.Originally posted by Toolpusher+50 Xeno Geek Points
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No way. Minty, mushy and marvellous. Bring on the peas! Cheers Toolpusher - that's the money-shot for meOriginally posted by Zippy View PostI hake to point this out but mushy peas are soooo wrong.
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Shame on youOriginally posted by administrator View PostNo way. Minty, mushy and marvellous. Bring on the peas! Cheers Toolpusher - that's the money-shot for me

Cheap beans are the way forward. None of this cod peas stuff.
I'll see myself out.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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I used to think that too.Originally posted by Zippy View PostI hake to point this out but mushy peas are soooo wrong.
Then, one day, I was converted to their delights by a Yorkshireman that I used to drink with.Comment
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+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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No TP. Just say no.Originally posted by Toolpusher
Beef curry = good
Mashed potato = good
Gravy = OK
(caveat: not all together)
Mushy peas = tool of Satan
I'd just like to make it clear that I am not a pea-ist. Some of my best friends are peas. Just hate mushy ones.+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
Purveyor of fine quality smut since 2005
CUK Olympic University Challenge Champions 2010/2012
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There's no need to carp on about it....Originally posted by Zippy View PostI can seal I'm going to have to hake on the whole board on this one...
Sorry, I have am not able to concentrate on producing more fish related puns - the end of the Vikings v Saints match is turning into a bit of a thriller ...Comment
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