Girl in the lift just now just stood there staring at me and sucked orange juice through her drinking straw in a very suggestive fashion.
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Then went back to her desk and told her mates :Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostGirl in the lift just now just stood there staring at me and sucked orange juice through her drinking straw in a very suggestive fashion.
"I just freaked out that English IT guy in the lift. He didnt know where to look!""Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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She was probably thinking about inserting the straw into the eye of yer **** and drinking the fresh juices straight from the source. Not exactly sexual, unless you like that kinda thing. If it was a banana you might of been in there but I think she probably had some weird fetish idea going on in her head
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Think you probably need to get out moreOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostGirl in the lift just now just stood there staring at me and sucked orange juice through her drinking straw in a very suggestive fashion.
or visit the ladies in the windows in the 'DamComment
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In yer dreamsOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostGirl in the lift just now just stood there staring at me and sucked orange juice through her drinking straw in a very suggestive fashion.
I thought you said they were all circus freaks in your officeComment
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Was she a 60 year old 'girl'?Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostGirl in the lift just now just stood there staring at me and sucked orange juice through her drinking straw in a very suggestive fashion.
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