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    Girl in the lift just now just stood there staring at me and sucked orange juice through her drinking straw in a very suggestive fashion.
    And what exactly is wrong with an "ad hominem" argument? Dodgy Agent, 16-5-2014

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    She wants you bad! Snog her face off!

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      #3
      Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
      Girl in the lift just now just stood there staring at me and sucked orange juice through her drinking straw in a very suggestive fashion.
      Then went back to her desk and told her mates :

      "I just freaked out that English IT guy in the lift. He didnt know where to look!"
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #4
        She was probably thinking about inserting the straw into the eye of yer **** and drinking the fresh juices straight from the source. Not exactly sexual, unless you like that kinda thing. If it was a banana you might of been in there but I think she probably had some weird fetish idea going on in her head
        Last edited by SuperZ; 11 December 2009, 13:42.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
          Girl in the lift just now just stood there staring at me and sucked orange juice through her drinking straw in a very suggestive fashion.
          Think you probably need to get out more

          or visit the ladies in the windows in the 'Dam

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            #6
            Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
            Girl in the lift just now just stood there staring at me and sucked orange juice through her drinking straw in a very suggestive fashion.
            In yer dreams

            I thought you said they were all circus freaks in your office
            "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
              Girl in the lift just now just stood there staring at me and sucked orange juice through her drinking straw in a very suggestive fashion.
              Was she a 60 year old 'girl'?

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