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  • CheeseSlice
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Girl in the lift just now just stood there staring at me and sucked orange juice through her drinking straw in a very suggestive fashion.
    Was she a 60 year old 'girl'?

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Girl in the lift just now just stood there staring at me and sucked orange juice through her drinking straw in a very suggestive fashion.
    In yer dreams

    I thought you said they were all circus freaks in your office

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  • original PM
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Girl in the lift just now just stood there staring at me and sucked orange juice through her drinking straw in a very suggestive fashion.
    Think you probably need to get out more

    or visit the ladies in the windows in the 'Dam

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  • SuperZ
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    She was probably thinking about inserting the straw into the eye of yer **** and drinking the fresh juices straight from the source. Not exactly sexual, unless you like that kinda thing. If it was a banana you might of been in there but I think she probably had some weird fetish idea going on in her head
    Last edited by SuperZ; 11 December 2009, 13:42.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Girl in the lift just now just stood there staring at me and sucked orange juice through her drinking straw in a very suggestive fashion.
    Then went back to her desk and told her mates :

    "I just freaked out that English IT guy in the lift. He didnt know where to look!"

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  • DimPrawn
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    She wants you bad! Snog her face off!

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  • Mich the Tester
    started a topic Phwooarrr!

    Phwooarrr!

    Girl in the lift just now just stood there staring at me and sucked orange juice through her drinking straw in a very suggestive fashion.

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