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The size of my wife's ring
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostHalf of CUK is doing very well to avoid the obvious here, LR with 30 minutes.Comment
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I never said anything.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostHalf of CUK is doing very well to avoid the obvious here, LR with 30 minutes.
I suspect Scotspine could tell that it was inevitable and moved the thread anyway.Comment
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quite right gonzo and i rather suspect the thread title was designed to elicit that kind of post.
of course, i apologise if i'm wrong...Comment
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a proper title would have been
Determining the bandwidth of the missus(\__/)
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Shower her with goldFaster, faster, faster, until the thrill of speed overcomes the fear of death.
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Originally posted by moorfield View PostI need to measure the size of my wife's ring,
hahahHAHAH!Comment
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