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Previously on "The size of my wife's ring"

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  • bandit_legs
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    Originally posted by moorfield View Post
    I need to measure the size of my wife's ring,
    i could tell you the size of your wifes ring, i've been 'hangin owt the back' of it all year!

    hahahHAHAH!

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  • BlackenedBiker
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    Shower her with gold

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  • singhr
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    Are you sure she wants a new ring? I believe pearl necklaces are all the rage this year.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    a proper title would have been

    Determining the bandwidth of the missus

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  • scotspine
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    quite right gonzo and i rather suspect the thread title was designed to elicit that kind of post.

    of course, i apologise if i'm wrong...

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  • Gonzo
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    Half of CUK is doing very well to avoid the obvious here, LR with 30 minutes.
    Yeah, I was expecting a comment about her needing a new ring because he'd been up the oxo tower too many times would get this into LR, but it didn't even take that.

    I suspect Scotspine could tell that it was inevitable and moved the thread anyway.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    I never said anything.

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  • moorfield
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    Half of CUK is doing very well to avoid the obvious here, LR with 30 minutes.
    It was a serious question by the way.

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  • stingman123
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    When I had the same problem, I got the missus to stick her finger up my bum, making sure to remember the pain level and eye wateriness. Then it's a simple matter of getting the staff in the jewellers to do the same until you can establish a match.



    Good job she only wanted a ring

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  • Platypus
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    LOL while Googling for a rude ring chart,, I found this:

    http://www.penissizedebate.com/image...nce_chart2.gif

    (snigger)

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  • Scary
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    Originally posted by Platypus View Post
    You can try this one at home!

    Google for 'ring size chart' and guess what? The first link is the one you want!
    What, and miss out on the chance of a smutty double-entendre post title?

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    When I had the same problem, I got the missus to stick her finger up my bum, making sure to remember the pain level and eye wateriness. Then it's a simple matter of getting the staff in the jewellers to do the same until you can establish a match.



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  • gingerjedi
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    When I had the same problem, I got the missus to stick her finger up my bum, making sure to remember the pain level and eye wateriness. Then it's a simple matter of getting the staff in the jewellers to do the same until you can establish a match.



    30 minutes was optimistic.

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  • gingerjedi
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    Half of CUK is doing very well to avoid the obvious here, LR with 30 minutes.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    When I had the same problem, I got the missus to stick her finger up my bum, making sure to remember the pain level and eye wateriness. Then it's a simple matter of getting the staff in the jewellers to do the same until you can establish a match.



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