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The size of my wife's ring

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  • bandit_legs
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    Originally posted by moorfield View Post
    I need to measure the size of my wife's ring,
    i could tell you the size of your wifes ring, i've been 'hangin owt the back' of it all year!

    hahahHAHAH!

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  • BlackenedBiker
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    Shower her with gold

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  • singhr
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    Are you sure she wants a new ring? I believe pearl necklaces are all the rage this year.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    a proper title would have been

    Determining the bandwidth of the missus

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  • scotspine
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    quite right gonzo and i rather suspect the thread title was designed to elicit that kind of post.

    of course, i apologise if i'm wrong...

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  • Gonzo
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    Half of CUK is doing very well to avoid the obvious here, LR with 30 minutes.
    Yeah, I was expecting a comment about her needing a new ring because he'd been up the oxo tower too many times would get this into LR, but it didn't even take that.

    I suspect Scotspine could tell that it was inevitable and moved the thread anyway.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    I never said anything.

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  • moorfield
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    Originally posted by gingerjedi View Post
    Half of CUK is doing very well to avoid the obvious here, LR with 30 minutes.
    It was a serious question by the way.

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  • stingman123
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    When I had the same problem, I got the missus to stick her finger up my bum, making sure to remember the pain level and eye wateriness. Then it's a simple matter of getting the staff in the jewellers to do the same until you can establish a match.



    Good job she only wanted a ring

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  • Platypus
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    LOL while Googling for a rude ring chart,, I found this:

    http://www.penissizedebate.com/image...nce_chart2.gif

    (snigger)

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