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Photoshop is on the grown-up machine and I can't be arsed to fire it up tonightOriginally posted by Pondlife View PostResult!
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No it's not - one of their relatives. I can't get them looking that alertOriginally posted by ToolpusherIs that one of the Zipmogs?
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Do you have ZipCat family gatherings?Originally posted by Zippy View PostNo it's not - one of their relatives. I can't get them looking that alert
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Don't go there, SY01. ZipMog might not have married into a posh family and so get on with ZipCat's relatives.Originally posted by suityou01 View PostDo you have ZipCat family gatherings?
(This is the price you're paying now for having been jammy enough to have married a woman that was too good for you: relatives that look down on you. F*** 'em, I say. And more importantly, f*** the woman you enticed from their posh fold.
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Piss off - it's not even advent, let alone Christmastide.Originally posted by Pondlife View PostIs it time for the Santa Avatars to be taken down from the loft?
No poll, can't be arsed to think of something filthy about AndyW's mum involving a Santa hat.Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostDon't go there, SY01. ZipMog might not have married into a posh family and so get on with ZipCat's relatives.
(This is the price you're paying now for having been jammy enough to have married a woman that was too good for you: relatives that look down on you. F*** 'em, I say. And more importantly, f*** the woman you enticed from their posh fold.
Vengeance. A dish best served hot, sweaty and panting.
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From memory, grandpapa and grandmama were titled. The Featherstone-Chalmondley mogs I believe.
SY01 - I completely agree with RC, although I don't think you needed the advice on fornication
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Guess I better change my avatar as I'm the original Santa
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Fought against getting the outside lights up today. I'm not going to get away with it next weekend.Guy Fawkes - "The last man to enter Parliament with honourable intentions."Comment
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Reminds me of the woman down the (substitute) pub last night: "My dog isn't just a pedigree breed - it's two of them!"Originally posted by Zippy View PostFrom memory, grandpapa and grandmama were titled. The Featherstone-Chalmondley mogs I believe.
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