Originally posted by Alf W
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It's nearly December here so what the hell?
I have no talent for graphics whatsoever so I have had to dig out this old, not very good, pic of me. Best I could do, sorry.Comment
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Originally posted by Alf W View PostFought against getting the outside lights up today. I'm not going to get away with it next weekend.
The only houses that I have ever seen with outside Christmas decorations have been on dreary council estates.
I suppose it will be OK if you do something tasteful like Mr and Mrs King in Ditton - you might even win a prize.
http://www.dittonparishcouncil.gov.u...tGazSprg07.htmComment
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostSY01 - I completely agree with RC, although I don't think you needed the advice on fornication
I could hear cries of "Taxi for RC!" from the back of the hall.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by Gonzo View PostI have no talent for graphics whatsoever so I have had to dig out this old, not very good, pic of me. Best I could do, sorry.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostPiss off - it's not even advent, let alone Christmastide.
You got to light the first candle in the advent crown
and subsequently set fire to your living room!I'm sorry, but I'll make no apologies for this
Pogle is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
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Tramp o Claus is coming to town...
Oh, bugger it. Someone has to be first each year.
b3ta's Tramp o Claus. [blink]NSFW[/blink]
Forget the mince pies
I'd rather have fags
He rides a shopping trolley
It's pulled by dogs on stringMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by rhubarb View PostI love christmas.
Rhubarb.
Da de de dow, da de de dow...'Orwell's 1984 was supposed to be a warning, not an instruction manual'. -
Nick Pickles, director of Big Brother Watch.Comment
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