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The family are lynching me daily to get the decorations down from loft.
Its too bloody early. Not till next weekend at least.
But have changed avatar, 'cus its easier than digging out the decorations.Comment
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Oh go on then.
I was up in the loft earlier when the wife shouts to get the tree down, it's now erected and fully decorated.Science isn't about why, it's about why not. You ask: why is so much of our science dangerous? I say: why not marry safe science if you love it so much. In fact, why not invent a special safety door that won't hit you in the butt on the way out, because you are fired. - Cave JohnsonComment
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostOh go on then.
... it's now erected and fully decorated.
phnarr, phnarr.Comment
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Nah, bollocks to it, I can't be arsed."See, you think I give a tulip. Wrong. In fact, while you talk, I'm thinking; How can I give less of a tulip? That's why I look interested."Comment
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Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostBugger off. It's still November.
Then they can be questioned over why they want to clutter the place up with a load of Pagan symbols.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostWHS, except I don't see what November has to do with anything. Christmas decorations should be banned, except for those people who can prove that they are practising Christians. Then they can be questioned over why they want to clutter the place up with a load of Pagan symbols.
You are really, really, really pissed off at losing your boozer, aren't you?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThen they can be questioned over why they want to clutter the place up with a load of Pagan symbols.
What you got against us Pagans then? We were here first. It makes more sense than all this middle-Eastern rubbish too.
How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Originally posted by HairyArsedBloke View PostWhat you got against us Pagans then? We were here first. It makes more sense than all this middle-Eastern rubbish too.
We would be better off 'worshipping' the trees, the streams and rivers and the wildlife. Or at least respecting themMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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