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    Food that make you fart

    Broccoli normally does it for me, but these guys have a very comprehensive survey coming along.
    Last edited by DaveB; 28 September 2009, 08:36.
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    #2
    Raw cabbage.

    Raw cabbage is great because I can wait until the wife is watching some ghastly Jane Austen thing on TV and sit next to her crunching it. Then a few hours later I can annoy her again! An essential weapon in a husband's armoury.
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      #3
      Originally posted by DaveB View Post
      Broccoli normally does it for me, but these guys have a very comprehensive survey coming along.
      Beer.
      Crisps - most flavours
      Chips.
      Chilli.
      Foreign food.
      Sausages.
      Roast potatoes.
      Swede.
      Red wine.
      Pasties.
      Grapefruit juice.
      Peppers.
      Onion.
      Onion again.
      Pasta.
      Garlic.
      Plums.
      HobNobs.
      Toast and honey.
      Garlic.
      Chicken.
      Gravy.
      Leftovers - of anything.
      Jumbalaya.
      Celery.
      Beef stew.
      Burgers.
      Anything eaten in a pub.
      Peanut butter.
      Satsumas.
      Hula Hoops.
      Custard Creams.
      That looks like my weekly shopping list.
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        #4
        Originally posted by DaveB View Post
        Broccoli normally does it for me, but these guys have a very comprehensive survey coming along.
        I see there's a mention of chutney on page 2.
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          #5
          Pork, MMMMmmmmmmmmmm (parp)
          Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?

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            #6
            green beans and edamame

            Real ale

            Cheese
            "Ask not what you can do for your country. Ask what's for lunch." - Orson Welles

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              #7
              For a low calorie, post beer snack (look, it was give up food or ale), I used to buy jars of pickled onions to crunch when I got home. But the next day I was so flatulent I had to stop. Those ones with chillis in were particularly bad.

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                #8
                The tuna and pasta thinky I've just had is doing the job in spades right now.
                How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.

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                  #9
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