Broccoli normally does it for me, but these guys have a very comprehensive survey coming along.
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Last edited by DaveB; 28 September 2009, 08:36."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife. -
Raw cabbage.
Raw cabbage is great because I can wait until the wife is watching some ghastly Jane Austen thing on TV and sit next to her crunching it. Then a few hours later I can annoy her again! An essential weapon in a husband's armoury.bloggoth
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostBroccoli normally does it for me, but these guys have a very comprehensive survey coming along.Beer.
Crisps - most flavours
Chips.
Chilli.
Foreign food.
Sausages.
Roast potatoes.
Swede.
Red wine.
Pasties.
Grapefruit juice.
Peppers.
Onion.
Onion again.
Pasta.
Garlic.
Plums.
HobNobs.
Toast and honey.
Garlic.
Chicken.
Gravy.
Leftovers - of anything.
Jumbalaya.
Celery.
Beef stew.
Burgers.
Anything eaten in a pub.
Peanut butter.
Satsumas.
Hula Hoops.
Custard Creams.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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Originally posted by DaveB View PostBroccoli normally does it for me, but these guys have a very comprehensive survey coming along.Behold the warranty -- the bold print giveth and the fine print taketh away.Comment
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Pork, MMMMmmmmmmmmmm (parp)Who has time? Who has time? But then if we do not ever take time, how can we ever have time?Comment
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green beans and edamame
Real ale
CheeseComment
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For a low calorie, post beer snack (look, it was give up food or ale), I used to buy jars of pickled onions to crunch when I got home. But the next day I was so flatulent I had to stop. Those ones with chillis in were particularly bad.Comment
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The tuna and pasta thinky I've just had is doing the job in spades right now.How did this happen? Who's to blame? Well certainly there are those more responsible than others, and they will be held accountable, but again truth be told, if you're looking for the guilty, you need only look into a mirror.
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