Funny!!

[cailin maith]

So Paddy asks Murphy:
"Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"

To which Murphy replies:
"You stupid idiot - If they fell forwards they'd still be in the fukin' boat!"

[thunderlizard]

Paddy

it's PADI

[cojak]

I did see one ejit take a flying leap from the other side of the (small) boat, trip himself up on his fin, and miss...

[Menelaus]

it's PADI

Pay
And
Dive
Immediately

[cailin maith]

I did see one ejit take a flying leap from the other side of the (small) boat, trip himself up on his fin, and miss...

I knew you'd appreciate that one

[Menelaus]

I did see one ejit take a flying leap from the other side of the (small) boat, trip himself up on his fin, and miss...

FFS. How did he mention that?!