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Menelaus replied

14 August 2009, 15:18
Originally posted by cojak View Post

I did see one ejit take a flying leap from the other side of the (small) boat, trip himself up on his fin, and miss...

FFS. How did he mention that?!
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cailin maith replied

14 August 2009, 15:13
Originally posted by cojak View Post

I did see one ejit take a flying leap from the other side of the (small) boat, trip himself up on his fin, and miss...

I knew you'd appreciate that one
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Menelaus replied

14 August 2009, 15:10
Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post

it's PADI

Pay
And
Dive
Immediately
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cojak replied

14 August 2009, 15:09
I did see one ejit take a flying leap from the other side of the (small) boat, trip himself up on his fin, and miss...
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thunderlizard replied

14 August 2009, 14:54
Originally posted by cailin maith View Post

Paddy

it's PADI
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cailin maith started a topic Funny!!

14 August 2009, 13:37
Funny!!

So Paddy asks Murphy:
"Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"

To which Murphy replies:
"You stupid idiot - If they fell forwards they'd still be in the fukin' boat!"
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