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    Funny!!

    So Paddy asks Murphy:
    "Why do Scuba divers always fall backwards off their boats?"

    To which Murphy replies:
    "You stupid idiot - If they fell forwards they'd still be in the fukin' boat!"
    Bazza gets caught
    Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

    CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

    #2
    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Paddy

    it's PADI

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      #3


      I did see one ejit take a flying leap from the other side of the (small) boat, trip himself up on his fin, and miss...

      "I can put any old tat in my sig, put quotes around it and attribute to someone of whom I've heard, to make it sound true."
      - Voltaire/Benjamin Franklin/Anne Frank...

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        #4
        Originally posted by thunderlizard View Post

        it's PADI
        Pay
        And
        Dive
        Immediately

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          #5
          Originally posted by cojak View Post


          I did see one ejit take a flying leap from the other side of the (small) boat, trip himself up on his fin, and miss...

          I knew you'd appreciate that one
          Bazza gets caught
          Socrates - "The only true wisdom is in knowing you know nothing."

          CUK University Challenge Champions 2010

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            #6
            Originally posted by cojak View Post


            I did see one ejit take a flying leap from the other side of the (small) boat, trip himself up on his fin, and miss...

            FFS. How did he mention that?!

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