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Originally posted by Gonzo View PostI am not drivelling like I did yesterday again.Originally posted by Gonzo View PostEven though DS23 has tried to tempt me by letting me know that I have made 946 (949 now) posts in tpd.
I am going to resist,
Just another 30-odd posts, Gonzo, and you'll be in the TPD stats.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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rubs hands in anticipation!Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostJust another 30-odd posts, Gonzo, and you'll be in the TPD stats.
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I remember that one. It starts with Harry being treated poorly by his family so stays with the twins. Then they start a new academic year. Harry is told not to mess with the WhateverItWas. Harry and chums mess with the WhateverItWas. Harry and chums get threatened in a bad way, but don't bother telling the grown ups. Instead they decide to save the world themselves. Lord MouldyBore is behind it and uses that snaky oik to sabotage something but Harry manages to not be affected. Hermione does Something Clever. The half-giant who lives by himself makes an appearance and cries when a big thing dies. He sulks, but when the children turn up at his house in the dark at night in secret he cheers up again. But there's nothing odd about that, oh no. Harry and friends get the WhateverItWas. Harry scores the winning point in Quidditch. Harry looks at a girl in A Special Way yet still hasn't discovered masturbation nor been bum-raped by an older boy despite being lonely and a bit pretty.Originally posted by Gonzo View PostHarry Potter and the whatever it was.
It was that one, wasn't it?Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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maybe next week. maybe i'll specifically go out and get some... just so i can join the tpd lamb eating society.Comment
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It's your natural youthful exuberance.Originally posted by Gonzo View PostI bought some wine in the Supermarket yesterday and was asked to show ID.
I'm 38 FFS.
Or you look like that photofit bloke off CrimeWatch.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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