Drivelling at the same time as attempting to engage in conversation is not that easy is it?
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We are all Menelaus... oh wait is it Spartacus?Originally posted by Gonzo View PostHaving said that, Menalaus seems to have managed to land gigs presenting at conferences so maybe it is not something to shout about after all.
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Spartacus I hopeOriginally posted by AtW View PostWe are all Menelaus... oh wait is it Spartacus?
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I am an ex marine Captain who runs to Aurora, will you marry me? Oh wait wrong login...Originally posted by Zippy View PostSpartacus I hope
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Wha? Drivel, cook curry, play word associations ...Originally posted by Gonzo View PostI am not convinced that women can really multi-task like they claim either.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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It was you at the registry office wasn't it?Originally posted by AtW View PostI am an ex marine Captain who runs to Aurora, will you marry me? Oh wait wrong login...+50 Xeno Geek Points
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I have had to stand in a queue for one of the self-service checkouts in Tesco behind a woman who was trying to have a conversation on her mobile whil scanning her shopping through the till.
Because she was on the phone she was not doing a very good job with scanning her shopping.
Because she was scanning her shopping she was not doing a very good job of having a telephone convesation and had to keep saying "hang on".
That isn't multi-tasking.
That's failing to do two different things.
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No, I don't like registry, I much prefer .INI files...Originally posted by Zippy View PostIt was you at the registry office wasn't it?Comment
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