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Greetings, salutations and felicitations, 23rd S of D.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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wibbleOriginally posted by BrilloPad View PostwibbleDrivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Oo-er. If you're not posting from ClientCo at 6 a.m. it's 8 p.m.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAs I am still at clientco. I hope to leave in 10 minutes time.......
Very strange.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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That's the important bit; let's hope it stays that way...Originally posted by NickFitz View PostThe service is in fact supposed to generate a zip file and return it, so that bit's not as bad as it appears.
It's just that the complete failure to make any record of what the error was, combined with the emptiness of the zip file, make it hard to work out what's going wrong
Still, as I say - somebody else's problem
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It never does for me.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostThat's the important bit; let's hope it stays that way...
"Hey, Brownie, you reckon you're clever. Pete Permie has a problemette with his project and needs your advice."
very rapidly turns into:
"Pete Permie hit a trivial problem then sat on his arse for four months and made no progress. The project has to deliver something in 12 days or ClientCo is up the Swanney. Pete Permie is going to be promoted to Programme Manager with immediate effect to get him out of the way. You are to take over and if you don't sort this project out you'll be buried in the tulip bed; this is the Director's pet project. Half the project resources have been re-allocated elsewhere, those that aren't are in open rebellion. And don't forget that your own project is not to suffer as a consequence. Now get on with it. You're four months late as it is."Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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I had fried noodles with chicken from a fast food stall in the street today. It was well scrummy.Originally posted by NickFitz View PostNot sure yet. The chippy is one minute's walk nearer than the Chinese, which might swing things in its favour.Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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Instead of using the plastic cutlery, I opted for the disposable chopsticks.Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostI had fried noodles with chicken from a fast food stall in the street today. It was well scrummy.
I got sweet 'n' sour sauce all over my shirt, trousers, neck and even on my glasses!Drivelling in TPD is not a mental health issue. We're just community blogging, that's all.
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What ho!Originally posted by NickFitz View PostHi BI
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Tarasybye!Originally posted by NickFitz View PostBye BI
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But then I came back!Originally posted by BrowneIssue View PostTarasybye!
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