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Mmm... Zippy topside...Originally posted by Zippy View PostI might be a bit of a cow but I'm not that bad.
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Did she want first go?Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostIts really really good!
Its very odd as Mrs BP is so incredibly happy!! So far we have not argued about anything. Well except me and the babysitter.......
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Surloin dearOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostMmm... Zippy topside...
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A wife should be a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the drawing room, and a whore in the bedroom.Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostAccording to Jerry Hall its one of three skills a lady should have.
I think the others were something about a lounge and a bedroom?
Jerry Hall wasn't the first to say it, but she did an excellent job of bringing these essential principles to wider attention
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Whatever you say - one should always allow a lady to indulge her whims and fanciesOriginally posted by Zippy View PostSurloin dear
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And she had to sleep with Mick JaggerOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostA wife should be a cook in the kitchen, a lady in the drawing room, and a whore in the bedroom.
Jerry Hall wasn't the first to say it, but she did an excellent job of bringing these essential principles to wider attention

I have to take my hat off to the lady+50 Xeno Geek Points
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That should have been sirloin btw, so now we are cooking with mushroomsOriginally posted by NickFitz View PostWhatever you say - one should always allow a lady to indulge her whims and fancies
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