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Sliced away in 30 second chunks."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Cracking quote from Martin Brundle during the GP yesterday.
“Remember Kovalainen, not five minutes ago, was dragging a fuel line down the pitlane, setting fire to random Ferraris.”"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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I wouldnt have liked to be Raikkonen in the Ferrari at the time."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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I imagine it would have gone somthing like :"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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"tulip he's driven off with the fuel hose""Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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"tulip he's spraying me in fuel""Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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"thats going to catch fire any sec...." *WOOOOOOMPH!*"Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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Kudos to the Brawn pit crew for being on the ball and getting the hose off for him though."Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.Comment
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