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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think. -
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Starboard bow, starboard bow.
There's Klingons on the starboard bow
Scrape them off, Jim!
Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostStar Trekking across the Universe
In the starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekking across the Universe
Boldly going forwards, 'cos we can't find reverse.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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I'm a doctor, not a bricklayer+50 Xeno Geek Points
Come back Toolpusher, scotspine, Voodooflux.Pogle
As for the rest of you - DILLIGAF
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Downloading Windows XP Service Pack 3 (KB936929) (update 1 of 1)...
I just realised I didn't have a virtual machine with IE 8 - only one with the Release Candidate. So I've cloned a brand new XP SP2 VM, and will now have to go through the whole Windows Update process
A brand new XP install starts up, runs, and shuts down beautifully fast. Then you install the updates and, even without any applications on there, it grinds down to a crawl againComment
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It's life, Jim, but now as we know it.
Not as we know it, not as we know it.
It's life, Jim, but now as we know it.
Not as we know it, Captain.
Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostStar Trekking across the Universe
In the starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekking across the Universe
Boldly going forwards, 'cos we can't find reverse.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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The engine's canna take it, Jim.
Take it, Jim. Take it, Jim.
The engine's canna take it, Jim.
I think she's gonna blow.
Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostStar Trekking across the Universe
In the starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekking across the Universe
Boldly going forwards, 'cos we can't find reverse.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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We come in peace, shoot to kill.
Shoot to kill, shoot to kill.
We come in peace, shoot to kill.
Shoot to kill, men.
Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostStar Trekking across the Universe
In the starship Enterprise, under Captain Kirk.
Star Trekking across the Universe
Boldly going forwards, 'cos we can't find reverse.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Originally posted by voodooflux View PostMorning allMy all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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The Star Trekking song went something like that, anyway.
There must have been a verse about Tribbles but I don't remember it.My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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