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got my contract in the post yesterday. extension to the middle of december. which was nice. i think i'd better cancel the 2nd phone interview set up for today. i'm not going to take it. waste of their time and mine.Comment
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Christmas. Monster tins of chocolate biscuits, assorted nuts etc.+50 Xeno Geek Points
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostThe 'C' word is creeping in to the product lines ...
Caterpillar?
Cornflakes?
Crispy crunchy crème?
Condom?
Cunnilingus?
Cwmbran?
Cat biscuit?
Cornucopia?
Chastity?
Corpuscle?
Cellulite?
Cervix?
Chamberpot?My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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ah hah! yes. time to start thinking re presents soon. see something good / appropriate / whatever - get it 'cos later it won't be there.Comment
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My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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Fish fingers, chips, baked beans and sliced bread.Originally posted by FiveTimes View Postdeep fried potatoes for tea tonight.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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chips, large sausage, mixed kebab meat and buttered cob.Originally posted by RichardCranium View PostFish fingers, chips, baked beans and sliced bread.
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Originally posted by DS23 View Postgot my contract in the post yesterday. extension to the middle of december.
My all-time favourite Dilbert cartoon, this is: BTW, a Dumpster is a brand of skip, I think.Comment
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crap ?Originally posted by Zippy View PostThe 'C' word is creeping in to the product lines ...Comment
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